Let’s play a fun game called “we’re just friends but I’d fuck you if you asked”
when books make you cry like fuck you book you’re a stack of paper
You ever see a girl so cute that all you can think is:
"Are you fucking kidding me?"
I hope the son sees this when he gets older
Oh my sweet summer child…
I haven’t seen my daughter in over a year.
The last time I saw her, she was swimming with two of my girls in the Water Gardens. Laughing in the sun.
I want to believe that. I want to believe she’s happy.
how do people major in mathematics dont you love yourself
Man this cracks me up.
i got a valentine this year
What cheat code did u use
A day will come when you think yourself safe and happy, and suddenly your joy will turn to ashes in your mouth, and you’ll know the debt is paid.